For immediate release: MSC Cruise Line confirms overboard passenger

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MSC Cruise Line confirms overboard passenger. Sighting by other passengers indicates a slightly fireplug-shaped white male, 60-75 years old, fell overboard last Friday. Passengers reported that a shapely female “hip-checked” him over the 16th floor railings, while screaming “bitches get stitches.” On his way down to the sea, he lamented, “it’s not my fault. BMM is hawt!”

No reports yet on if he survived, since the ship was doing 26 knots and did not stop. The ship’s Captain seemed to have sided with the newly single female, per reports of them spending time in the high end speciality dinning chophouse. Location was 101 nautical miles southeast of Liverpool, England.
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If he has an addressed key fob, the sharks will likely return him.
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I threw him a lifebuoy; let's see if he catches it.
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Do they do roll calls on those cruises? Never thought about it until now.
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clw54 wrote: ↑Sun Apr 28, 2024 12:00 am Do they do roll calls on those cruises? Never thought about it until now.
Yes. We were on a cruise where someone reported they thought they saw someone go overboard. Cameras could not confirm. So they called all passengers to their muster stations for a head count. All were present so no one over board.

All passengers and crew are scanned going off the ship and returning on port calls.
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FatMan wrote: ↑Sun Apr 28, 2024 7:15 am

All passengers and crew are scanned going off the ship and returning on port calls.
Not at all what I thought they meant by bar codes for cruise ships.
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Most people cannot swim strongly enough to not be pulled under due to the draft of the ship and they end up in the chum grinder attached to the back of the boat.
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"chum grinder" :lol:
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Wasn't that BMM's nickname? whistle:
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I'm back biches!

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Comrade Renski wrote: ↑Mon Apr 29, 2024 12:44 pm I'm back biches!

Sorry!

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No one ever said this thread was about you.

You're so vain....
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Welcome back. I take it no icebergs were damaged during your absence.
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TRx wrote: ↑Mon Apr 29, 2024 12:53 pm Welcome back. I take it no icebergs were damaged during your absence.
No, but there was smoe damage done to Helga. whistle:
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Is MSC a high end cruise line?


MSC Cruises offers the best-in-class cruise ship experience. Learn about the most luxurious ships available at MSC Cruises. MSC Cruises boasts one of the best fleets of extraordinary modern cruises. MSC, an Italian-born and built company, started sailing in the year 1970.
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