Fedex sucks rotten monkey poop in a sewer

[Rollo Tomassi]

I wait all fuddernutter day for the expected package and the stupid cretin driver leaves a note on the door that no one was home.

May Fedex die in a fire.

I don't feel any better bitching about this because there's nothing a mere CUSTOMER can do about it.

Well, maybe I feel a little better but not as good as if I could stab the driver with a rusty pitchfork.

[BigMark]

Mine turned the open box upside down to hide the damage.

[Rollo Tomassi]

They hire the clever

[Rollo Tomassi]

If ANYTHING is right on their "notice" they are gonna "try" again today.

Not counting on it.

If the dope hadn't been in such a hurry to get to his mom's kennel for dinner, I ...might... have got the goddam package.

TODAY, the god damned front door is PLASTERED with notes.

Hope the stupid bastard can read.

I have TWO doorbells. BOTH work. One of my notes says to push BOTH!

If this moron had done what he is PAID TO DO I could have had my computer guy setting up all the components this weekend.

Hope the turd isn't too concentrated on the Stupor Bowl.

[PerryHall]

I have TWO doorbells. BOTH work. One of my notes says to push BOTH!

Is it FedEx's fault that you're too cheap to buy a hearing aid?

[Rollo Tomassi]

I have TWO doorbells. BOTH work. One of my notes says to push BOTH!

Is it FedEx's fault that you're too cheap to buy a hearing aid?

That's a GREAT idea. Sned me your address so I can sned a token of my appreciation.

[Rollo Tomassi]

I....ahem.... am now REGISTERED with FedEx .....DELIVERY MANAGER !!!!


Ha ha ha. No more stupid drivers can come here.

[wildjag]

Sit out on your porch in a rocking chair like a normal old fart

[Rollo Tomassi]

It's HERE! It's HERE!

I bet they got scared when I became such an important person in FedEx.

[markqlicker]

Liked FedEx best when they did overnight only.

Riff raff ground stuff went by UPS or mule.

[Rollo Tomassi]

But FedEx can strand people on islands.

[markqlicker]

But FedEx can strand people on islands.

Some voluntarily.

[adamlaneus]

problem is when rollos doorbell rings, it takes him about twenty minutes to get dressed

[Rollo Tomassi]

That is true.
I hate the getting dressed procedure. Foo. Poop, brush, shower, shave, choose, don, check.

All tedious. The nudie joint has cabins they rent.
Tempting.

Naah, not really, but the morning rituals are a bore.

[Comrade Renski]

Arschlochen!

[Rollo Tomassi]

[BigMark]

What the hell is foo?

[Rollo Tomassi]

Sorry. "Phoo."

[clw54]

I want to be a cantankerous curmudgeon like Rollo when I'm old.

Which isn't too far off now.

[Rollo Tomassi]

I want to be a cantankerous curmudgeon like Rollo when I'm old.

Which isn't too far off now.

I bet that green ink came off my goddam lawn! You're worse than them Hmongs!