MRI: Results, hip surgery, recovery...

[Comrade Renski]

effin miser
able ho
Ho
Ho

[Rollo Tomassi]

You should be down to subdued agony in about 3 short weeks.

When I'm dumb enough to count the minutes of pain from the arthritic knee and compare to the 24/7 monstrous pain of the cure, I have a real hard time thinking I was smart to do it.

[markqlicker]

You should be down to subdued agony in about 3 short weeks.

Good thing about the online forums is that members can provide encouragement to one another.

[Rollo Tomassi]

That IS encouragement. I have yet to reach that goal.

[Comrade Renski]

Two-week post-op appointment: Discussed some displeasures with the meds prescribed and communications, or the lack thereofski.

Phase 3 drugs,

Tramadol 500mg 1/2 tablets every 6 hours for pain
Celecoxib 200mg once per day
Gabapentin 300mg once at bedtime
Aspirin 325mg once per day

Tramadol gives me a two-martini buzz
Celecoxib is for pain w/o the ibuprofen
Aspirin,...to reduce the chance of blood clots

>Gabapentin! Elmo! I dint even open the bottle. Here's why...the bottle came with a waring sheet of side affects...

DO NOT STOP TAKING GABAPENTIN WITHOUT FIRST TALKING TO YOUR HEALTHCARE PROVIDER. Stopping suddenly can cause serious problems:

1. Suidicidal Thoughts...like other anti epileptic drugs,...
-thoughts about dying
-attempts to commit suicide
-new or worse depression
-new or worse anxiety
-feeling agitated or restless
-trouble sleeping (insomnia)

Okay, let's stop right here. The last two is what I complained about to my doctor...can't sleep and restlessness and she prescribes this drug for better sleep(?) Elmo!

-acting violent
-dangerous impulses
...

2. Changes in behavior and thinking

3. May cause serious or life-threatening allergic reactions



Arschlochen

[markqlicker]

Could also cause your post count to freeze up at 19998.

[Comrade Renski]

Kettle Black Shave!

...like the Dow

your post count moves

Isn’t it funny how

Oh hardy har har

[markqlicker]

2 Martini Shave!

Your posts are better!

On Tramadol..

The post count setter..

Renski, I'm not..

[adamlaneus]

the tramadols i was taking...that i thought were pretty awful...and took more than a week to recover from..

50mg

[adamlaneus]

gabapentin? i say go fer it

...


ive been binge watching trailer park boys

[Rollo Tomassi]

One helluva stew thar, boy!
Doping you up big time with that trama.
Celebrex too?
And WTF with 325 aspirin? 88 mg baby is all you need anti clot.
Celebrex with full dose aspirin ain't gonna make yer tummy happy.

I'm a couple weeks past you and suddenly can walk with minimal pain and no cane or walker.
Does that trama let you poop better than oxy?
I can't take either but oxy seems far less potential for harm.

Lotta stuff.
Still glad you did it?

Take care and ax again about that dosage.

[Comrade Renski]

One helluva stew thar, boy!
Doping you up big time with that trama.
Celebrex too?
And WTF with 325 aspirin? 88 mg baby is all you need anti clot.
Celebrex with full dose aspirin ain't gonna make yer tummy happy.

I'm a couple weeks past you and suddenly can walk with minimal pain and no cane or walker.
Does that trama let you poop better than oxy?
I can't take either but oxy seems far less potential for harm.

Lotta stuff.
Still glad you did it?

Take care and ax again about that dosage.

I started walking w/o a walker yesterday, zactly two weeks post-op. My hip feels good. My thigh aches and the skin feels numb - normal I was told. The knee gets a spike every once and a while. Sleeping is much better but I’m still getting up four times to pee. Pooping is awesmoe now that I’m not on that butthole stuffer med, Oxy.

The only side ‘fect is that my penis is four inches longer...

(So this is what a half-a-foot feels like...nice.)

[adamlaneus]

half a foot?

i guess otis is being nice.

he usually shoves in his entire foot all the way up to his calf.

[Rollo Tomassi]

We should start a poop poll.

[Comrade Renski]

the tramadols i was taking...that i thought were pretty awful...and took more than a week to recover from..

50mg

I looked again, my prescription is for 50 mg, not 500 mg.

[Comrade Renski]

-from Jan 2017...

I use Norm as my measuring stick so therefore I have no whine of merit.

Oh Comrade, I'm not sure my stick would measure up.

...and Nov 2016

Doesn't feel right posting here any more. Russ was a man. No whining. Kept his problems to himself. RIP Russ.

But... for the first November post, I'll just say peritoneal carcinomatosis.

[markqlicker]

Three post to go Renski. Enough self pity....chop chop.

[Comrade Renski]

Three post to go Renski. Enough self pity....chop chop.

Suck my cane.

[markqlicker]

Better cut back the Tamadixidrill..your sig is off by 85 posts.

[Comrade Renski]

Better cut back the Tamadixidrill..your sig is off by 85 posts.

cross-eyed and painless