"For a person of your age"

[PerryHall]

I hope to never see this young punk again. I don't even remember his name.

Alzheimers.

[FatMan]

I hope to never see this young punk again. I don't even remember his name.

Alzheimers.

I have a different Doctor for that...I think. Not sure.

[Comrade Renski]

Next time you see this doctor, tell him: "Ya know. You're pretty smart for a person of your age."

I wish I had thought of that. Well played PH.

When someone gives you a little dig, you always think of a good retort long after it's too late to use it.
I do get the feeling your doctor uses this phrase with all his older patients so you may get a chance to use this on a future visit.

Ya gotta have smoe throwback lines in your hip pocket,

for example,

Have you always been a penis head?

I have aches and pains older than you.

My pronouns are blueberry and huckleberry.

Is your Mother exhausted after last night?