Mrs FatMan is trying to kill me...30 day hiking challenge
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Mrs FatMan is trying to kill me...30 day hiking challenge
So, 27 days ago I am out hiking with Mrs. FatMan and she says we have not been hiking enough. We bought our land due to it being one of the closest lots to the Appalachian Trail in GA. You see, the Mrs. and I have been avid backpacker/hikers for years and are very much a part of the AT trail community. We have both worked as Trail Maintainers and even have a close by Mountain named for us. I really do like hiking the trail and it has probably kept me alive from a health standpoint, but there are limits.
Then she says that I am going to have to lose some weight before Cruise season (first cruise booked Oct 10) because she says my cruise clothes aren't going to fit. I couldn't argue with either point. You see, she is fit, trim, and smart while I am fat, drunk, and stupid. So when she speaks I alertly listen. She says "remember 3 years ago when you hiked for 30 days straight and lost about 15 pounds?...well, we are going to do that again, only I am doing it with you." My silent reaction is Oh Boy, I am fuddernutter.
There have been a few comments about how I am not as kind and friendly here as in the past. Well yes, I have a nasty attitude and this is why. My life has been a living hell. It is one thing to hike every day in the spring or fall, It is totally insane to do this in July. I have been out every morning before 7:30 hiking 6+ miles up and down mountains and try to get back to the house by 10am before the heat kicks in. I have hiked through thunderstorms four times, hiked through the clouds several times where you feel like you are drowning and can't see 20 ft ahead, hiked through countless spider webs as being first on the trail always sucks, but I will admit there have also been some glorious cool mornings. With additional walking on the deck at the house I have been averaging over 10 miles a day. It seems all I do is hike and walk anymore.
But I am pleased to report that after this morning's hike, I have only 3 more days to go and the challenge will be met. But a funny thing happened this morning on the hike after I mentioned that we only had three more days...Mrs FatMan says "well, lets see how long we can keep the streak up". Grrrrrr. The good news is we are heading to Hilton Head Island on Friday so we can't go longer than Thursday, that is until she says if we get out by 7am we can still leave on time Friday. So, I sense this will never end.
Here is my FitBit tracker report from last week so you can feel my pain.
Then she says that I am going to have to lose some weight before Cruise season (first cruise booked Oct 10) because she says my cruise clothes aren't going to fit. I couldn't argue with either point. You see, she is fit, trim, and smart while I am fat, drunk, and stupid. So when she speaks I alertly listen. She says "remember 3 years ago when you hiked for 30 days straight and lost about 15 pounds?...well, we are going to do that again, only I am doing it with you." My silent reaction is Oh Boy, I am fuddernutter.
There have been a few comments about how I am not as kind and friendly here as in the past. Well yes, I have a nasty attitude and this is why. My life has been a living hell. It is one thing to hike every day in the spring or fall, It is totally insane to do this in July. I have been out every morning before 7:30 hiking 6+ miles up and down mountains and try to get back to the house by 10am before the heat kicks in. I have hiked through thunderstorms four times, hiked through the clouds several times where you feel like you are drowning and can't see 20 ft ahead, hiked through countless spider webs as being first on the trail always sucks, but I will admit there have also been some glorious cool mornings. With additional walking on the deck at the house I have been averaging over 10 miles a day. It seems all I do is hike and walk anymore.
But I am pleased to report that after this morning's hike, I have only 3 more days to go and the challenge will be met. But a funny thing happened this morning on the hike after I mentioned that we only had three more days...Mrs FatMan says "well, lets see how long we can keep the streak up". Grrrrrr. The good news is we are heading to Hilton Head Island on Friday so we can't go longer than Thursday, that is until she says if we get out by 7am we can still leave on time Friday. So, I sense this will never end.
Here is my FitBit tracker report from last week so you can feel my pain.
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Re: Mrs FatMan is trying to kill me...30 day hiking challenge
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Re: Mrs FatMan is trying to kill me...30 day hiking challenge
Tell Mrs FatMan about the losing 3# a week challenge.
If you lose 3# a week, no matter how, you get whatever you want for a reward.
FatMan will still lose weight but be much happier.
I have been cutting brush since about 10.
Warm here in the flatlands.
Time for a cold one.
If you lose 3# a week, no matter how, you get whatever you want for a reward.
FatMan will still lose weight but be much happier.
I have been cutting brush since about 10.
Warm here in the flatlands.
Time for a cold one.
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It's now 10:08. Maybe you should see a doctor.Flatwoods wrote: ↑Sat Jul 23, 2022 12:05 pm Tell Mrs FatMan about the losing 3# a week challenge.
If you lose 3# a week, no matter how, you get whatever you want for a reward.
FatMan will still lose weight but be much happier.
I have been cutting brush since about 10.
Warm here in the flatlands.
Time for a cold one.
"Racist" is a toolword. You must know that.
Any objective examination of the effect of "them" has to lead you to the behavior and ideology that is now termed, "racist."
Refute if you can.
Any objective examination of the effect of "them" has to lead you to the behavior and ideology that is now termed, "racist."
Refute if you can.
Re: Mrs FatMan is trying to kill me...30 day hiking challenge
I'm on Flatwoods time!!
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Haven't you heard? It's time for the GREAT RESET !!!!!
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Re: Mrs FatMan is trying to kill me...30 day hiking challenge
Cool that there is a mountain named after you.
So long, Paul.
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Will be on the pct this week.
Re: Mrs FatMan is trying to kill me...30 day hiking challenge
And so day 28 begins:
Temp 65
Humidity 98
So Good
See you in 6 miles
Temp 65
Humidity 98
So Good
See you in 6 miles
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Re: Mrs FatMan is trying to kill me...30 day hiking challenge
Turned out to be a glorious hiking morning. Nice 4-5 mph wind from the NW up on the ridge blew out all the humidity.
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Re: Mrs FatMan is trying to kill me...30 day hiking challenge
I walk more than I want but less than I should. Your numbers are to be praised.
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And so day 29 begins.
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And there was light
"Racist" is a toolword. You must know that.
Any objective examination of the effect of "them" has to lead you to the behavior and ideology that is now termed, "racist."
Refute if you can.
Any objective examination of the effect of "them" has to lead you to the behavior and ideology that is now termed, "racist."
Refute if you can.
Re: Mrs FatMan is trying to kill me...30 day hiking challenge
Today's hike totally sucked. There was zero air movement and the humidity was 95% and temp on our return was already 73. I was sodden with sweat.
But this is not a complaint. The hikers creed is "Embrace the Suck".
But this is not a complaint. The hikers creed is "Embrace the Suck".
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The hikers creed is "WTF am I doing? I own a car."
"Racist" is a toolword. You must know that.
Any objective examination of the effect of "them" has to lead you to the behavior and ideology that is now termed, "racist."
Refute if you can.
Any objective examination of the effect of "them" has to lead you to the behavior and ideology that is now termed, "racist."
Refute if you can.
Re: Mrs FatMan is trying to kill me...30 day hiking challenge
One more day to go!
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Re: Mrs FatMan is trying to kill me...30 day hiking challenge
Day 30! Yeah!
Temp 66, Humidity 100% - no wind - it will be great.
Fortunately it is a drinking day, HLT likes to know.
Temp 66, Humidity 100% - no wind - it will be great.
Fortunately it is a drinking day, HLT likes to know.
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