Ever walk out of a strip club with a date?
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Ever walk out of a strip club with a date?
Yeah, me neither
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Re: Ever walk out of a strip club with a date?
A most excellent spoof. 
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ArtificialStupidity
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Re: Ever walk out of a strip club with a date?
"We are going out for breakfast after the club closes, why don't you join us...we don't ask everyone."
Thought about it for 30 seconds and realized that I was the wallet.
Thought about it for 30 seconds and realized that I was the wallet.
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Re: Ever walk out of a strip club with a date?
I dated a stripper when in college. She was awesome. She danced at a nice place and made more money than any of us. On campus she was a regular gal who was on the quiet side and you would never know she danced. She never was a slut and did it to pay for school. I really enjoyed her company. Say what you may but I bet she made some lucky guy a great wife.
Re: Ever walk out of a strip club with a date?
Zero chance for a happy ending. Pass.ArtificialStupidity wrote: ↑Fri Apr 26, 2024 10:12 am "We are going out for breakfast after the club closes, why don't you join us...we don't ask everyone."
Thought about it for 30 seconds and realized that I was the wallet.
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cullenbryant
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Re: Ever walk out of a strip club with a date?
Some stories are hard to recollect because they're nothing to be overly proud of. i was never much into strip clubs, it looked like sad an lonely men who are my age now who thought they really had a shot with the girls mainly used it. i'm too practical. Now and then bachelor parties or limo rentals and it would end up in them and I'd just try to stay away from the stage and sip and not waste the cash.
but some other guys i fell in with who grew up around these clubs and knew the local area, folded up dollar bills into triangles that had about a gram of good coke inside. this was a much different strip club experience. i've had coffee with them at dennys as the suns coming up, they left with them all the time.
but some other guys i fell in with who grew up around these clubs and knew the local area, folded up dollar bills into triangles that had about a gram of good coke inside. this was a much different strip club experience. i've had coffee with them at dennys as the suns coming up, they left with them all the time.