The Rules

[vargha]

A poster cannot hog 50% or more of a thread if they started it.

Unless it's about antisemitism or abiogenesis.

Or Canada.

[Comrade Renski]

23a. Stock/Market recommendations on the OFR
i. Just because a 'wealthy' poster recommends a stock, don't base your buy on poster's aura. However you'll prolly make an elmo-load of $$$ if you did.
ii. Don't fall in love with a stock because it's cheap so you can say you have a 100,000 shares.
iii. Don't buy a stock so that you can post wimminz showing their booty.
iv. Don't call the top or bottom of any index. No body knows elmo. Feelings don't count and now you've left your arse hanging out there in the wind.
v. Don't short BA unless it's purely for entertainment.

23b. Due Diligence
i. Investigate and verify to your own satisfaction before putting down your ill-gotten monies, you capitalist pig. GLTA.
ii. Don't blame the poster if you lose an elmo-load of money. It's your own fault. You didn't have a gun to your head to buy that POS.
iii. Reread 23b(ii)...and memorize it.

[markqlicker]

Too many drinks...

Can leave one dour....

From toasting to posting....

Should be the twelfth hour.


Burma Shave!

[Comrade Renski]

Online guests need to be followed and outed....for our protection of course.

[Comrade Renski]

If you say smoething is cool it usually is not.

[markqlicker]

Expect that Youtube music threads will get zero responses. That means that the viewer is hypnotized by the magic of the performance.

[Comrade Renski]

23a. Stock/Market recommendations on the OFR
i. Just because a 'wealthy' poster recommends a stock, don't base your buy on poster's aura. However you'll prolly make an elmo-load of $$$ if you did.
ii. Don't fall in love with a stock because it's cheap so you can say you have a 100,000 shares.
iii. Don't buy a stock so that you can post wimminz showing their booty.
iv. Don't call the top or bottom of any index. No body knows elmo. Feelings don't count and now you've left your arse hanging out there in the wind.
v. Don't short BA unless it's purely for entertainment.

23b. Due Diligence
i. Investigate and verify to your own satisfaction before putting down your ill-gotten monies, you capitalist pig. GLTA.
ii. Don't blame the poster if you lose an elmo-load of money. It's your own fault. You didn't have a gun to your head to buy that POS.
iii. Reread 23b(ii)...and memorize it.

iv. Do not heckle a forumite if you did not comply with 23b(ii)

[BigMark]

oh Elmo, did i sign that?

[Comrade Renski]

oh Elmo, did i sign that?

It's the thought that counts.

[markqlicker]

Tax Write Off Shave!

In the Ass!

Don't KIQ Renski..

Runs out of gas..

When your stock..

[Comrade Renski]

56a. When one threatens to leave, just leave. Unless the grand scheme is to piss off certain forum members.

b. Once gone, former OFR-ites should not return as a 'guest' to see what's happening in OFR-land. It's too to two painful, right?

c. Alts are discouraged...but if you do, pick an alt that doesn't give you away...like Kylo Renski.

[Rollo Tomassi]

56a. When one threatens to leave, just leave. Unless the grand scheme is to piss off certain forum members.

b. Once gone, former OFR-ites should not return as a 'guest' to see what's happening in OFR-land. It's too to two painful, right?

c. Alts are discouraged...but if you do, pick an alt that doesn't give you away...like Kylo Renski.

"Rainman" would be better.

[Comrade Renski]

El Pollo Loco.

[markqlicker]

56a. When one threatens to leave, just leave. Unless the grand scheme is to piss off certain forum members.

b. Once gone, former OFR-ites should not return as a 'guest' to see what's happening in OFR-land. It's too to two painful, right?

c. Alts are discouraged...but if you do, pick an alt that doesn't give you away...like Kylo Renski.

I invoke 56a-2

Unless the grand scheme is to piss off certain forum members.

[markqlicker]

Rule 5158: In an intense forum debate (particularly political) a member can walk away from the exchange scot free if the opposing member does not respond within three hours to his last post.

[BigMark]

not fair, vote negative

[Comrade Renski]

Rule 5158: In an intense forum debate (particularly political) a member can walk away from the exchange scot free if the opposing member does not respond within three hours to his last post.

The Renski Rule 5158a (Fifteen Hours) e.g., if CR posts smoething before leaving Hong Kong, he won't be able to respond until 15 hours later in Memphis.

[Comrade Renski]

Rule 5280 (aka, give an inch take a mile rule)
When challenging another OFRite to self-bam where the first one who posts loses shall also include sigline updates.

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Recent Rule 5280 infractions by Oh Glickenstein!
-Prince tribute
-Bragg pic
-Oh really? I would fail a double blind test between "Hank's" root beer and A&W root beer.--Adamlaneus
-Shelton pic

[markqlicker]

In light of recent sig line abuse, only one change a month is allowed. Morse code message are prohibited and font height size should not exceed two fingers of scotch.

[HappyLittleTrees]

In light of recent sig line abuse, only one change a month is allowed. Morse code message are prohibited and font height size should not exceed two fingers of scotch.

Speaking of sig line abuse, in the future any self-ban bets will also include sig lines. No public communication.