The Rules

[markqlicker]

The eye roll emoticon should only be used after a particularly stupid post!

[PerryHall]

[PerryHall]

[Comrade Renski]

5280a(2). If one doesn't have a sigline, one can not vote in California.

[Comrade Renski]

Rule 69a
Take good pics of barmaids. Not, "oh, the pic doesn't do her justice." Elmo. Do it right the first time. It's your obligation to the forum.

[markqlicker]

Rule 69a
Take good pics of barmaids. Not, "oh, the pic doesn't do her justice." Elmo. Do it right the first time. It's your obligation to the forum.

Renski is the expert in imaging hot, working women.

[markqlicker]

Rule 7-11-69: If you list the name of a hottie in the title line...you are obligated to include an appropriate image in the body of the thread.

[Comrade Renski]

Rule 7-11-69: If you list the name of a hottie in the title line...you are obligated to include an appropriate image in the body of the thread.

7-11-69a. Non-binding on subjects born after 8-7-98....

[markqlicker]

Not a nice sig, Renski.

[Rollo Tomassi]

Not a nice sig, Renski.

But he worked so hard on it.

[markqlicker]

What are you doing up here, Rollo? There are no serrated knives to see.

[BigMark]

Yeah, get a job looser.

[Rollo Tomassi]

What are you doing up here, Rollo? There are no serrated knives to see.

We make those when we aren't making pots and pans for Mr. Schindler.

[Comrade Renski]

Not a nice sig, Renski.

Buck up comrade. It's not specific, it's universal...a sign of the times...we're about to get die Hitlary or der Trumpf.

[Comrade Renski]

Rule 38.1 Appreciation Threads cannot be replied to by the subject more than twice.
-if limit exceeded, no posting for one day.

Rule 38.1a Appreciation Threads where the subject is a foreigner can be replied to by said subject only thrice, unless he/she/zhee is Canadian, then the limit is five.
-if limit exceeded, no posting for three days.

Rule 38.1b If Appreciation Thread subject is Canadian and shows pics of girls, they must be clad strippers.
-if limit exceeded, no posting for one week. If girls are ugly, no posting for one month.

[Comrade Renski]

Rule 43-1 Exclusive rights to the use of "Der Trumpf" belongs to one comrade renski and to no one else, that includes forum leftists CM, Weiss, and TDN.

[Comrade Renski]

38-4a: If you have any feelings left plz leave immediately.
38-4b: No snowflakes allowed.
38-4c: If you are from the Bay area, your soul has already been taken.
38-4c1: If you are from Arizona, your sole will melt by June 15.
38-4d: If you are from the Bay area and surf, your soul will slowly reappear with each and every glassy sash. Get your wax on.

[tumuss]

*July

[markqlicker]

Rule 81-3a subchapter--P

No music clips may be posted on the Rules forum unless it is by the master of space and time.

[Comrade Renski]

Rule 56-N: Spoofing on the Whiners Forum, really?.