The Rules

[markqlicker]

Rule 56-N: Spoofing on the Whiners Forum, really?.

Spoofing is a time honored tradition of all segments of the forum (Whiners included) that goes back to at least February 4th and 5th. 2010) In the interest of not cluttering up the "Renski forum" any further...you can look them up yourself!

[Comrade Renski]

Rule 56-N: Spoofing on the Whiners Forum, really?.

Spoofing is a time honored tradition of all segments of the forum (Whiners included) that goes back to at least February 4th and 5th. 2010) In the interest of not cluttering up the "Renski forum" any further...you can look them up yourself!

When you leave I'll be watching for you in your sigs. I think there's a rule for that too to two.

[markqlicker]

Rule 56-N: Spoofing on the Whiners Forum, really?.

Spoofing is a time honored tradition of all segments of the forum (Whiners included) that goes back to at least February 4th and 5th. 2010) In the interest of not cluttering up the "Renski forum" any further...you can look them up yourself!

When you leave I'll be watching for you in your sigs. I think there's a rule for that too to two.

Mystery Shave!

A wonderful prize!

May indeed yield..

And early to rise..

Watching the sig..

[Comrade Renski]

Rule 97.1 Temper the use of hyphens so as not to sound too two to hipster.

Rule 97.1a No more than 5 hyphens per paragraph.

Rule 97.1b No more than 10 hyphens per post

[MacGyver]

Though I have made this clear in the past, I am now adding it here ... the posting of personal information is an absolute no-no. I don't care how easy it is to find on the net, it will not be posted here.

PMs are PRIVATE. Period. They are not to be posted in the forum. If you're having a problem with another member via PM, discuss it in private with a mod or admin

[dallasactuary]

There is only one rule:

All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.

[PerryHall]

There is only one rule:

All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.

I thought it was "What happens in the OFR stays in the OFR."

[dallasactuary]

Is there a rule, along the lines of Godwin's Law, that if one participant in an argument accuses the other participant of being jealous, then he has lost the argument? If not, there should be.

[Clark]

[BigMark]

we taint

[Clark]

You taint, I taint, we taint.

[BigMark]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQ5_QxwFjNI

[Comrade Renski]

Rule 98.6 - Fake or unverified RIP's will cost the OP a round of drinks...payable to those who can make it to his lanai on the day of said infraction.

[Rollo Tomassi]

Where's the rule on WISHING for RIPs?

[markqlicker]

Rule 98.6 - Fake or unverified RIP's will cost the OP a round of drinks...payable to those who can make it to his lanai on the day of said infraction.

[Comrade Renski]

Rule 785.4397

a) no more pulling up old posts from butt-hurt posters who can’t take an ounce of their own Elmo.
b) no more public sucking of rooster of said butt-hurts.
c) implement the Armstrong Affect.
d) archives are exempt

[Comrade Renski]

Rule 4a2b

The 2018 winner of the OFR Numismatist of the Year award will not be eligible until 2021.

Just,

Be

cuz.

[markqlicker]

1611-318

To be known as the "Forbidden City rule."

Only one whiners forum thread may be originated per overseas trip.

Exception is if the wife is on the excursion, then as many as three new threads are permitted.

[BigMark]

Is that code for rag?

[FatMan]

Elmo, the OFR has rules? My god, how many have I broken.