So, I went 14 years without sex!

BigMark · Post by **BigMark** » Tue Mar 30, 2010 9:12 pm

I was 14, she was 25!

walmann · Post by **walmann** » Fri Apr 02, 2010 2:29 pm

Middle school teacher?

Puff · Post by **Puff** » Fri Apr 02, 2010 3:09 pm

walmann wrote:Middle school teacher?

No, yo mama!!!

Post by **Petescorner** » Fri Apr 02, 2010 8:45 pm

did you have to get rid of the body?

BigMark · Post by **BigMark** » Fri Apr 02, 2010 9:34 pm

Petescorner wrote:did you have to get rid of the body?

No, your momma ate it, sperm and all.

braddick · Post by **braddick** » Sun May 16, 2010 5:56 pm

That is troubling imagery.

And now that's all I'm thinking about.

yitzhakboner · Post by **yitzhakboner** » Mon May 17, 2010 8:57 am

i waited until i was 17 to hit on a hot, mid-twenties, blonde, buxom, gainfully employed, utterly conflicted and confused super amazing sex machine, with a jealous, utterly conflicted and confused unemployed hair-trigger ex-boyfriend.

so i dumped her.

was that wrong?

BigMark · Post by **BigMark** » Mon May 17, 2010 9:10 am

The absolute craven depravity of this forum is astounding.

DonTheJew · Post by **DonTheJew** » Sat Jun 05, 2010 10:04 pm

BigMark wrote:
Petescorner wrote:did you have to get rid of the body?

No, your momma ate it, sperm and all.

I know some members on the Piss forum that does eat spunk... Seattle Washington area... Oh myy@@@DW..